17 Drunk Texts That Will Remind You Of Your Wild Nights

There are a few things that can happen when you pick up your phone while drinking all night:

1. You pick up your phone, somehow unlock it with the blurriest vision you've ever possessed, and start typing incoherently to your friends. Luckily for you it ends up being hysterically funny the next morning.
2. You are full of unfounded confidence to text your crush and tell them how you feel. You do it and you end up waking up the next morning in disbelief when you realize what you did....and that they either didn't respond or responded with an "awww thanks" or a "wtf" depending on how drunk you were.
3. You text completely and utterly incoherently, to the point where nothing really makes any sense at all. Your effort is still hilarious the next day.
   

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Either way, you'll laugh about it at one point or another...eventually.

These drunken texts will honestly have you ready for the weekend; check them out!

1. The "what the hell was I trying to say text?" Thanks predictive texting. At least it's spelled properly?

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2. The "I think I'm making a lot of sense, YOU'RE the problem" text.

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3. The "I'll text my crush to show her she's on my mind even when I'm drunk" text. Fail.

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4. The "I can have a serious conversation, I'm not drunk" text.

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5. The "maybe if I text all the hot girls I know that I have free booze waiting for them, maybe, just maaaayyybe I'll get it in" text.

6. The "act sober, no one will notice you're drunk" text.

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7. The "

Note: Yeah, yeah, we know he spelled "your" wrong. 

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8. The "you got a second chance to not send that massive mistake of a text" drunk text.

10. The "I love this moment so I'll text whoever isn't here that I wish were here right now" text that turns out to be annoying for the sober person.

11. The "I'm going to coyly ask for nudes until I mistakenly have a conversation with myself" text.

12. The "I have to talk to family...You're sober, you can do this. Nope. You can't" text.

13. The "just say things that are in your head, you're a smart person, they'll make absolute sense!" text.

14. The "I'm going to tell them I want them, they'll want me back too" JK text.

15. The "this will definitely make her want me" text.

16. The "everything makes sense to me, so I'll invent things" text.

17. This "man, I'm a god with words when I'm drunk. I love me" text.